Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Short Story

A brief lesson on why you should be on this journey for nobody else but yourself:
The characters (Replacing real names for fake ones but this actually happened):
  • Joe - an 80+ year old man who lives in my building and is very nice but a little fresh sometimes in an innocent old man kind of way.
  • John - Middle aged married man, security guard in my building, who always jokes around with me but has been telling me to stop losing weight for the last 30lbs.
  • Bob - My gay realtor who I love to death.
Scene 1: Coming down the elevator with Joe (80+ year old man) and he asks about my tattoos and in his fresh, innocent, old man way says "Women with tattoos are so sexy!"

Scene 2: Joe and I walk out of the elevator and find John and Bob talking. We both stop to say hi.......

Bob: "Krystle you look so cute now!!!"
Me: "I wasn't cute before?"
Bob: "Yea, you were but you're just so little and cute now."
Me: *jokingly* "Joe thinks I'm sexy because I have tattoos"
Joe: "Oh I love me a skinny woman!"
John: "not me...I think you could stand to gain some weight but whatever makes you happy"
Me: *Laughing as I walk away* "This is why I only do what makes ME happy. Can't please them all"

The end.

4 comments:

Daphne said...

LMBO too cute!!! Love the presenation of it too!! You cute sexy thang you :)

Fit Mom said...

Too funny. You are right. You cant please them all!!

The Preppy Student said...

you can only please yourself. Im right now on weight watchers and it gets hard! I am inspired by your story and I am your newest follower! I cannot wait to read more of your posts and hope that maybe you can return the favor and follow The Preppy Student. I always comment for every comment left on my page and hope to start a friendly relationship with your wonderful blog!

ProudMommy0614 said...

Your story inspires me to get up and join weight watchers but with a newborn idk if I'll have time! I need to lose weight so bad but it's so hard!!

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